And a heavily political show it was too!! Nothing wrong with that – tear down the Oligarchy i say!!!
After Pete rewound musical history to 1978, the proclamation was made “Global Warming is Over!”. Reputable tome and Howard mouthpiece, TWT proclaimed it true – so it must be. Both signs were explored, with an indepth study of all the options, a balance between economics and environment was made – but instead they copied and pasted Little Johnny’s megalomaniacal ravings to come up the most backward opinion since Pig Iron Bob used the poor to keep the Lodge warm in winter.
Joe Hockey – or as he’s now known Grimace after his purple corporate love-idol – has been demanding a Labor Party press release on IR Laws. So he got one. Unfortunately for Grimace it was so detailed he got bored and went back to playing with his Hornby set. With their usual aplomb the Aust Chamber of Commerce’s Peter Hendy copied and pasted a Little Johnny press release to respond to it. Unfortunately his copying and pasting was a little too precise and they ended up sounding like Bill and Ben the Flower Pot Men. “Lovers, if we could be lovers…”
Little Johnny, always a man of few considered words. He sees himself as a statesman, maybe a silver Holden Statesman with a bullbar, but none the less a statesman. But this week Big Brother got his goat (and what a pretty goat it is!). So much so that Little Johnny used… “The C-Word”. That’s right, the craptacular Big Brother has driven our very own Holden Statesman to utter the dreaded word – in public. Nice to see when all’s said and done he can get down and dirty and compete with another waste of airtime that for once isn’t Alexander Downer.
The Battle For Bennelong is on!!! With Young Maxine in the running and Labor with a rather nice lead, Little Johnny can be seen skulking around RSL Clubs, schools, public places… hey isn’t that loitering!? In this time, we’ll be keep an eye on Bennelong, looking out for those marginalised by the Howard Junta, the disposed, the free thinking (the ones who escaped the camps that is!), and those not afraid to kick out the Nazi Dwarf. Speaking of camp – Malcolm Turnbull. There’s someone to keep away from public places.
As for the Fuck-O-Meter… i forgot to count.
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