We have finally unearthed the track of the century. This is the song that defined hip hop for ever. The rest are pretenders. Kanye, wuss. LL Cool J, LL uncool J. ICE T, well he is ICE Motherfucking T. DJ Richard has finally released his 1982 solo jam, The Inevitable Decline of New York Hip Hop Part III. Fucking seminal. Sample this, bitches. Oh and we talk about hypocrisy and the death of arts and the universities, and reveal Abe to be the worlds leading nude life drawing model. What a show! (and below is the complete newly discovered hip hop masterpiece by MC Richard, featuring guest vocals by Abe, see if you can spot them)
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