Programme Yanked from Air

Dude to the contentious nature of tonight’s programme – we were unable to bring you the truth without action by certain politically powerful heavy hitters.

Scientology, alien involvement in pre-history Earth, and the highly debatable question “What does Wilson Tuckey actually do in the government… apart from distract the media while Little Johnny introduces laws that will screw us over”?

… that and Pete had a date with Elton John!!