Did you know (as Peter pointed out), putting a video of you singing Happy Birthday on YouTube would now mean you’re infringing on copyright under the new FTA with the US? How sucky is that?? Bummer for these people. They’re probably lucky (and you’ll never hear me say this…) and live in the US, and thus free from prosecution. We however are fukt!! Thanks Little Johnny! To celebrate the milestone Richard sang, breaking an already agreed upon pact not to sing as lobbied successfully for under what has become known as the Non-Singing Pact of 2006. I think this means Matt Curley officailly owns Richard’s car!!
WBF is now OFFICIALLY part of the Jaunt Collective. To celebrate we broke away, started talks with other collectives, then took over in a hostile action to form the Junta Collective. A collective of one! All Praise…
With Little Johnny on the rise in the polls – and it’s not hard with an Opposition Leader who does this – we took the time to interview the government spokesman on Enviro-Warrioring, John Howard. You see Little Johnny’s always loved the environment, after all we are the Lucky Country, a land of sweeping Akubras and white guys playing cricket – at least in Little Johnny’s eyes! Little Johnny was on the US Today Show last week. He tackled all the hard issues; how great GWB is, how Australian’s LOVE America, how Saddam Hussein is a threat to the whole world, and the Crocodile Hunter. All important stuff. Wonder if he thought of the FTA at any point. Probably just excited to chat to Matt Lauer!!
Where the WBF Junta starts, the Bush junta fades. The Democrats rise to power, and a new age of the same old shit different smell starts. To cater to the Right of US society (oddly the media) the Democrats will ultimately flip flop, ultimately let all those down who hoped they would be a ray of light, and ultimately send yet more kids to die and kill other kids in Iraq and Afghanistan. Think that’s a dark view? Just wait.
At least the now departed Donald Rumsfeld will dissappear to a life financed by the US expansion into oil territory he organised. As Americans watch Katie Couric give tributes on CBS news, and Fox laud him as a true hero, the Germans have called for him to be tried for war crimes – how ironic since he seems to be the only one to have escaped the original Nuremburg trials all those years ago. He would have fit right in!!!
Speaking of fascists; the government have decided to dangle money in front of a whole lot of rich people who are in charge of providing you and me with unbiased media coverage. I wonder what the result will be? Yes, that’s right… it’s a new reality TV show called “Who Can Suck Harder?”. Contestants from Fairfax, Murdoch, Packer and Stokes try to get more and more for less and less from the government by providing comlimentary coverage and basically swallowing hard – Jenna Jameson-style! While the prospect of less owners of these outlets is dangled for the drooling demigogs, the government meanwhile says that media diversity in Australia is safe in the hands of community radio. Funny that – since funding is being withdrawn and the prospects of community radio frequencies going up for sale is again being muted. Diversity – well until it can be sold to some for a lot of cash that is!!
Millions of Peaches this week saw Fred Lez playing tonsil hockey with young Peaches – nothing new there! See Peaches is currently juggling Fred Lez and Johnny %#*ing Tourettes. I don’t think juggling would be an easy task… while holding a crack pipe.
Fuck O Meter this week – Richard 4, Peter 2, Abe 1
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