With the absent Abe lost somewhere outside the perimeter fence of the Black Forest – it was up to Pete and Richard to hold the fort, stride forth and conquer.
With the Panel-Nazi away, things very quickly went down hill. I think the word sphincter was used more in the first 15 minutes than at the last Proctology Confernece… ironically held in Adelaide, it is the arse end of the world after all!!!
Then Pete found the electric seat button, frying Richard’s anus. Unusual device… didn’t know it was there. The electric dildo, yes, this device… no!!
Speaking of which – the real Nazis (you know, those small dicked, prejudiced, arrogant, small-world plebs) have made a comeback in the recent Baltic Coast elections. Little Johnny must be very proud, he must be looking forward to our next election – his constituents are already out in force.
The US death toll in Iraq has now surpassed the deaths in the 911/WTC attacks. That should make them feel proud. In fact the GOP have now started reimagining the term “casualties”. Generally the term “casualty” means those wounded and killed in combat. But now GWB and his Junta have decided that only those “killed” make the list of casualties. So just under 3,000 US personnel have been killed so far. Interestingly this doesn’t include the toll of civilians – which the Red Cross estimated in 2004 at 100,000 innocent people. That is non-combatants!! Women, children, and people in the way of the US onslaught. Doesn’t sound like the “surgical operation” it was meant to be…
God bless Burger King – they love America:
Kim Beazley is an idiot. Okay you want proof? He wants tourists to swear an oath to uphold Australian Values. There’s a good idea. Public violence against ethnic minorities, prejudice in employing people with non-Australian qualifications, a government that illegally imprisons refugees while they are “processed”. See it’s a great record!! In fact the last mass killing of Aboriginies in Australia was in the late 1920s – only 10 years before the Nazis shocked the world with their mass murderous reign. You can’t blame Little Johnny for it – but he won’t apologise for it, doesn’t feel we should apologise for it, in fact it’s all in the past. Hell it was only 10 years before “the greatest horror in history”… nothing to be sorry for!! She’ll be right, hey Little Johnny!?!
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches. Not only a DJ, and celebrity-child, but now a feminist ideolog. She’s gone ape-shit on Kate Moss saying she’s “unattainably thin”. She took a stand, she said some intelligent things… and then she got a job at Fashion Week. Probably a good place for her. Know how those fashion models stay so thin? The Columbian Bullet may have something to do with it, and you know how much Peaches loves a bullet. Peaches’ daddy, Boomtown Bobby, has been keeping a close eye on her (luckily not a close nostril – he’d be flying) and is now worried about her moving out with her new boyfriend DJ fucking-arsehole-yip-yip-sucky-knob. Columbia on the other hand are thrilled – they’ll be able to host the next World Cup on the proceeds of their new found trade deal.
Returning next week in full force!!!
Hi guys
I figured I could do a bit more with my comment than Phillipe’s entry. I just wanted to say your show is a weekly comfort (last week’s show excluded), a welcome reminder that there are ordinary people out there who not only realize what’s going on in the world, but aren’t afraid to say fuck off to certain commercial and political interests who are irreversibly polluting this planet and spearheading a moral decay that, in my mind at least, certainly goes far beyond that which they are supposedly fighting against. You don’t get that a lot in this county (unfortunately). It’s a scary age we live in, when, at last count, over 80% of all Western media from radio to tv to school textbooks is in the hands of 6 corporations.
Take care.
… why “last week excluded”???
Fight the Power!
“why “last week excludedâ€???” – i think the episode name says it all