So there was this long line of traffic going through the city and i thought i’d just tag along behind. They were making pretty good speed, and there was a police escort so i thought “Hell, why not!?” and followed along. The doctor expects only some of the entry wounds will scar…
So with GWB in town, Little Johnny’s dumped the Mrs, put on his best suit, booked some Gold Class tickets to the movies, and asked Downer not to call him late at night for a booty call. It’s a hot couple of nights in the big city, and Little Johnny’s lubed for some APEC glory!
So through the airport they came – bypassing Customs, bypassing Quarantine, bypassing the metal detectors, but not bypassing the brothels i’m sure. US security personnel can bring in their guns, bring in their disease ridden personages, hell bring in Peaches weekly Columbian “eBay items”. 54% of NSW residents think it’s a waste of time, and 74% think it’s a waste of money. Oh look, who said the people should be asked. Let the State rule! In fact a businessman wanted to put ads on TV expressing his displeasure and was refused by these Corporate Dogs of the Power Elite. His billboards were refused, his ads weren’t on TV – where’s the democracy!!?
Battle for Bennelong this week saw the Liberal Government’s primary vote dip to 37% against the Labour Opposition’s 51%, and in 2 party preferred it was Libs 41% vs Labour’s 59%. Clocks a’tickin’ Little Johnny. It’s time to go… Johnny!!!
From one knob to another, US Senator Larry E Craig. He’s not one to waste a trip to the loo! He’s big on the toilet escapades. You see Larry isn’t gay, but he’s partial to some penis. Unfortunately this time he got the wrong kind of baton, and instead got some truncheon in the shape of a Police officer. Mr Policeman arrested Larry, Larry resigned, and in the future Larry may be getting more penis then he thought he’d ever need! “Larry, this is Bubba. Bubba, this is your new bunk mate Larry”…
Fuck-O-Meter this week:
P: 3
R: 3
A: 1
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